K-Fed parties, whispers and giggles with Paris Hilton.

They belong together!!
Entertainmentwise:
Britney Spears received another kick in the teeth from ex-husband Kevin Federline as he partied with her best fremeny, Paris Hilton, over the weekend.
K-Fed and the jailbird socialite were spotted sharing some intimate moments during a night out at Las Vegas club, Lax, where onlookers say that the pair were virtually “inseparable.”
Eyewitnesses claim that the would-be rapper became so excited when he spied Paris that he repeatedly called out to her and then sidled up to plant a kiss on her cheek.
Then he apparently whispered in her ear, before both of them began giggling.
"It looked as though they were getting quite friendly," one onlooker said.

Astrologer predicts Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' future.

I can also predict their future. Babies, drugs, DUI, scandal, jail............
US:
What’s in the stars for Britney, Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears in 2008?
Astrologer Susan Miller read their charts and revealed all to Usmagazine.com.

BRITNEY SPEARS/Good news for the 26-year-old Sagittarius: “She will fall in love around this time next year,” Miller says. “She’s going to be awfully happy.”.............

JAMIE LYNN/“Her career is going to take off like a rocket next year!” Miller says of the 16-year-old, who announced her pregnancy Dec. 19. “It’ll never be better in her whole life.”........

Jennifer Lopez cries while watching commercials.

I cry when I watch Jlo try to sing.
Exposay:
Jennifer Lopez cries every time she sees a soppy TV advert.
The singer-and-actress, who is expecting her first child with husband Marc Anthony, has admitted watching a "touching" commercial often sends her into floods of tears.
J.Lo said, "Anything that is touching makes me cry - any commercial that is sappy and silly. Things about dads make me cry, maybe because of my relationship with my own father. But anytime I see anything about a dad with his little girl, and I'm over tired, I'm gone!"

Jorge Garcia did NOT die on Christmas!

Attention "Lost" fans! Do not believe the rumor that "Hurley" aka Jorge Garcia died on Christmas. He is alive and well! Whew.........

Casey Aldridge is NOT the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' baby??

This is really going to get ugly.......
Showbizspy:

The father of Jamie Lynn Spears baby is NOT boyfriend Casey Aldridge, according to shocking reports from the U.S.
News that Britney’s sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.
But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears’ friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.
Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.
“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.
They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby.
But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days.
“The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.
The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception.
“With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to.
“But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Tyra Banks buys her staff cheeseburgers for Christmas.

Say it isn't so!!

Exposay:

Supermodel Tyra Banks isn't so super to her employees. The 34-year-old fashion mogul treated her hardworking staff with plain lowend Christmas party and McDonald's cheeseburgers.
Banks threw a "modest holiday party at a Lower East Side dive bar and her employees allegedly drank a lot because here was no food on hand.
Tyra arrived for a brief stop, looking like a million bucks, and said she was on her to Italy," cyber gossip Janet Charlton says.
"Before she left, she told them 'I want to thank you guys for working so hard - I have a special guest - here's Santa!'
But instead of bearing gifts, Santa brought McDonald's cheeseburgers.
Unhappy workers ended up drinking themselves senseless and brawling in the street. One needed an ambulance."
Banks had just negotiated a $30 million deal for moving her show from L.A. to New York. Her rep didn't return the calls.

Is Suri Cruise overexposed?

I feel overexposed..............
Fox:
Katie Holmes was all over the internet this weekend. She took 20 month old Suri on a shopping spree to stores very appropriate for toddlers—like Fred Segal on Melrose and other Beverly Hills stops.
Uh, not! At one point, spying cameras from the various paparazzi show Suri being carried by one of Tom Cruise's security men while Katie shopped. Later the camera crews and paparazzi got amazingly vivid and unobstructed film of little Suri.
This can't be the way to raise a toddler, can it? Frankly, it seems contrived, like a headlined adventure for Katie and baby to show they're bonding and happy at Christmas, just a couple of weeks before Katie's movie, "Mad Money," opens nationwide.
I can't remember a baby this much on display. Cruise's elder kids were rarely seen before they hit age 10. Indeed, most Hollywood children are usually hidden from view for fear of kidnapping or other threats.Even with a security SWAT team, Holmes would be better off doing her adult errands without Suri. There's no doubt the baby would probably be happier, even if it her absence disappoints the photogs.

Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow character made sick woman laugh for the first time in years.

They do say that laughter is the best medicine...........
Exposay:
He might not want to be called a "product" but Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp is extremely proud of his work.
The 44-year-old actor was amazed when a stranger told him that his Captain Jack character made his sick wife laugh for the first time in years.
Depp was delighted to hear that he had such a huge impact on the sick woman. The woman was said to be suffering from a form of Alzheimer's disease.
"One time a guy told me that he brought his wife to see Pirates of the Caribbean. She had lost her motor skills. I forget what you call it. It's not autism. They made a movie about it, where you recede and your functions start to go," Depp narrates.
"Anyway, they're watching the film, and when Captain Jack Sparrow came on the screen, she started to laugh. This guy said he hadn't heard that laugh in years. And so he took her back to see the film repeatedly. For some reason, Captain Jack made her laugh every time. That's right up there," he says.
Depp starred in the three Pirates films

Kristen Kruek beats out Jessica Biel for "Street Fighter" role!

She's a cutie! I think it's a great choice!
Kotaku:
ComingSoon is reporting that Chun-Li has been cast in the upcoming Street Fighter movie based on the character and that Smallville actress Kristin Kreuk will star. Guess that squashes those rumors that Jessica Biel will play Chun-Li. It's about the best we could have hoped for, given that Kreuk seems to be able to act. I'm basing this solely on the fact that she's been nominated for "best actress" in the Teen Choice Awards. Given that she's half-Chinese, according to her IMDB profile, makes the casting news even easier to swallow.

Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend may have a new boyfriend, named Bubba in jail.

Big house, slammer, jail, the pokey...........
Celebitchy:
Casey’s birthday is April 29, 1989, which makes him 18. Jamie Lynn’s birthday is April 4, 1991, which makes her 16. They are just under two years apart.
Casey’s uncle told CelebTV that he was born on that date, and his birthday was confirmed with the Mississippi Department of Motor Vehicles.
As we mentioned above, this means that this relationship does not meets the two year age difference cutoff for possible prosecution under Louisiana law, but that under California law it is a misdemeanor that could result in up to one year in county jail.
Here is a recap of the laws on statutory rape in the applicable states:
Louisiana law defines this unlawful carnal knowledge as “sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17.”
In Louisiana a person can only legally consent to sex at age 17. If aged 15 or 16, the other person involved must be no more than two years older for the act to be considered legal…
The Californian Penal Code states that any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 18 who is not more than three year younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanour and faces up to one year in a county jail.

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's kids call Katie Holmes "Mom" and Nicole "Nicole".

Hmmmmmmmmm............
Exposay:
Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes may have never been friends, but now there be more of a reason for hostility between the two of them.
Recently, Australian Oscar winner revealed that her adopted children with ex-husband Tom didn't call her mom. "The Golden Compass" star laughed off the matter, saying, "My kids don't call me mommy, they don't even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it."
Now, Tom's new wife Katie has claimed that Isabella and Connor call her "mom".
The "Dawson's Creek" actress, who has a one-year-old biological daughter, Suri, with Tom, told Parade magazine, "[Tom's] first two children are incredible, really smart and kind. They call me 'Mom'. So Tom understands the female bond, and he loves it."

Heather Mills, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears among the biggest turkeys of the year.

Entertainmentwise:

Heather Mills, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Isaiah Washington, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Pete Doherty - 2007 has seen its fair share of losers.
With this in mind, E-Wise has got into the festive spirit and compiled our very own list of Christmas turkeys.
Our roll call of loserdom celebrates those celebs that have made the news this year for all wrong reasons with their shameless and/or shameful behaviour.
Think we've been a little harsh? Have we missed anyone?
Be sure to let us know your views on this desperate bunch of losers.

Christopher Knight wants a divorce after seeing his wife pose nude with another woman.

Men. Who can figure what the hell they want?
Contactmusic:
Former THE BRADY BUNCH star CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT threatened to leave his model wife ADRIANNE CURRY when she posed for sexy lesbian photos - as a birthday gift. The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady... Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans - but they started a new one. In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, "It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation."

Tara Reid rushed to hospital after collapse.

Shocking!........
Page6:
On her first night partying out on the town, er, island, Tara took a spill that sent her straight to the hospital, X17 is reporting. She’s cut up and bruised, but she was released from the hospital, and is now back at her hotel recovering.
We’re sure Tara will be just fine. She’s bounced back from far worse, or at least her career has. Um, scratch that.
Still, somehow we're sure Tara will make a speedy and pain-free recovery.

Alicia Keys talks about her depression.

Exposay:

Alicia Keys has admitted to suffering from depression.
The "No One" singer revealed her tendency to bottle up her feelings leads to her feeling low and angry.
She said, "I was feeling so sad all the time, and I couldn't shake it. I started burying my feelings, and it got to a point where I couldn't even tell my family or my friends, 'I'm twisted,' or 'I'm exhausted,' or 'I'm so angry.' I became a master of putting up the wall so that I was unreadable."
Alicia has now got through that tough time and is enjoying life with producer boyfriend Kerry 'Krucial' Brothers.
She said, "I definitely found my partner. I know he is somebody who will always be special to me and that we're always going to be in each other's lives."
Alicia admits she finds it hard to open up at the beginning of a new relationship.
She added to Giant magazine, "It's my nature to let them show me who they are first before I show them who I am. But once I'm in love with somebody, I'm the best girlfriend you could ever have."

Will Smith and Tom Cruise coach each other for movie roles.

Star Pulse:
Hollywood best friends Will Smith and Tom Cruise coach each other for movie roles in a bid to sculpt and polish their performances. Smith reveals Cruise spent 15 hours making notes on new movie I Am Legend, so he could give his pal advice.
The Valkyrie star then jetted across America on Tuesday to appear alongside his friend at the movie's New York premiere.
Smith tells the New York Daily News, "It seems like we'd be in competition with each other, but we're not. We help each other."

Marcia Cross doesn't understand why anyone wants to see her nude.

Is she serious?????
Exposay:
Marcia Cross has failed to stop naked pictures of herself appearing on the internet.
Photographs of the "Desperate Housewives" actress showering outside were among 200 personal pictures found by a Los Angeles firm when they were hired to clear out garbage from Marcia's house in October last year.
Despite Marcia's best attempts to prevent the pictures being published, they are now available online.
The 45-year-old actress can be seen in some shots shampooing her hair while in the shower.
The junk removal firm were represented by Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who was famous for brokering deals involving compromising, and often highly personal, photos and videos of celebrities.
At the time of finding the photos, he said, "There are some pictures of her showering outside. She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the carpet does match the curtains. The pictures were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property. We recognize the copyright issue, but US copyright law stops at the border."
When asked for a comment, mother-of-twins Marcia said she couldn't understand why anyone would want to see her naked, adding, "I'm pale and bony, just kind of unfortunate looking all the way around, so I don't see what the big deal is."
The "Sultan of Sleaze" Mr. Schmidt was found dead in his Arizona home after committing suicide in September.
Shortly before his death, he had agreed to plead guilty in a plot to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise for the actor's stolen wedding photos.

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria's marriage under fire!

The pair have denied the claims........
Exposay:
Someone is shaking Eva Longoria's marriage, a model is claiming that she was Tony Parker's other woman.
Alexandra Paressant tells Us Weekly the San Antonio Spurs player had cheated on the Desperate Housewives star after their July 7 wedding took place.
Paressant had allegedly been exchanging sexually explicit text messages and call with Parker while he was in Paris since September 29. She had been a guest at their wedding and soccer player Thierry Henry introduced them together. They had slept together and had continued every night until Parker left to San Antonio a short time later.
"We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne," the model claims.
She also says that Parker only felt obligated Longoria, who is 7 years his senior, because "everybody has to get married at a point, but [for him] it is still time to enjoy life." And that she doesn't think Longoria knew about the affair as she is quite jealous.
She also questioned Parker about having kids and he replied, "Certainly not for now."
This wasn't the first time US Weekly has reported an adultery issue within the Parker household. The magazine reported in October that Longoria had cheated on her then fiancé with long-time pal Mario Lopez during their engagement period.
Longoria's rep did not have a ready statement when asked for comment.

Tony Romo introduces his parents to Jessica Simpson.

This will never work. I have spoken!
Entertainmentwise:
Tony Romo has reportedly introduced girlfriend Jessica Simpson to his folks.
It’s getting serious!
According to In Touch, Jess went down a storm with the Dallas Cowboys quarterback’s parents during the recent get together.
“The meeting went well, and she had a great time with them,” an insider tells the magazine.
“His parents seemed to really like her. She’s falling completely in love with him.”
Romo is already a big hit with the Simpson clan so the loved-up couple may beat Nick and Vanessa up the aisle after all.

Patrick Dempsey says he's just average looking.

That cutie is a smart cookie.........
Entertainmentwise:
Patrick Dempsey is uncomfortable being called a sex symbol because he sees himself as "average-looking".
The in-no-way-average actor – who can currently be seen falling for a fairytale princess on the big screen in Enchanted - insists he is no match for Hollywood heart-throb George Clooney but enjoys the attention all the same.
He says: "I always find it funny when people say I am handsome or I am perceived in that way. It makes me wonder whom they are talking to, it's interesting.
"There are a lot of men out there considered as handsome men: George Clooney is good looking; he is the classical handsome movie star. I am just average looking.
"But it's fun and it is certainly nice to have the attention. I was known for being geeky and awkward as a kid. This projection of being sexy or handsome is funny to me; I certainly don't see myself that way."
Patrick was recently named the new face of fashion house Versace.
Not bad for an “average-looking” guy.

Jessica Alba disgusted by looking at a jacuzzi full of nude people.

There may be hope for her yet!
Exposay:
Jessica Alba was left traumatized when she visited a spa and all the other clients were naked.
The "Fantastic Four" beauty was too disgusted to get in the Jacuzzi when she realized everyone else was in the nude.
Jessica, 26, said, "I went to a spa and it was so traumatic because no one was wearing a suit in the Jacuzzi. It was gross! I'm not sitting with a bunch of people with their business hanging out!"
The stunning actress insists she always keeps her curvaceous figure covered up because she doesn't like being leered at.
She said, "I don't put it out there. I stay away from super-high heels,super-short skirts, revealing tops. I know what kind of attention you get from that and it's not the kind I want."
Jessica is back with her film producer boyfriend Cash Warren after a briefsplit.
The star admits her Hollywood career can make relationships difficult.
She said, "I'm not the easiest person to hang with all the time. I'm away a lot and it's an unconventional life."

Demi Moore has a new career as a birthing coach.

I can see the infomercials now. Heeeheee!
People:
When Soleil Moon Frye delivers her second child, she may once again have a comforting – and famous – friend at her side: Demi Moore. "This one," Frye, 31, told PEOPLE on Thursday, pointing to Moore at the grand opening of Frye's eco-friendly baby boutique The Little Seed, "she's the queen mama. She's the most incredible mom." But Moore, 45, who was there with Frye when the Punky Brewster star gave birth to her daughter two years ago, says Frye "is doing just fine." And will Moore, a mother of three, return to the delivery room for Frye next year? "I hope so!" Moore told PEOPLE. "We got to keep the team together." "Are you kidding?" chimes in Frye, "She's the best birthing coach in the entire universe." Frye is married to Jason Goldberg, 36, the producer of MTV's prank show Punk'd that Moore's husband, Ashton Kutcher, hosted. And while Frye draws strength from Moore, she also looks to her own daughter, 2-year-old Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. "I learn more from her than she ever could learn from me," Frye says. "She's far wiser than I am."

How many episodes left of your favorite shows before the TV goes dark?

Access Hollywood:

How many episodes of your favorite show are left, due to the writer’s strike?
Find out …. Below!
30 Rock: Ten episodes will be produced. Seven episodes have aired, so there are three left.
Aliens in America: Seventeen episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there are eight left.
Back to You: Nine episodes will be produced. Seven episodes have aired, so there are two left.
The Big Bang Theory: Eight episodes were produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are zero left.
Bionic Woman: Eight episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are zero left.
Bones: Twelve episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there are three left.
Boston Legal: Fourteen episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are six left.
Brothers & Sisters: Twelve episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there are three left.
Cane: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there are three left.
Carpoolers: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Six episodes have aired, so there are seven left.
Cavemen: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Six episodes have aired, so there are seven left.
Chuck: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Eleven episodes have aired, so there are two left.
Criminal Minds: Roughly twelve episodes will be produced. Eleven episodes have aired, so there is roughly one left.
CSI: Eleven episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are three left.
CSI: NY: Fourteen episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there are four left.
Desperate Housewives: Ten episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there is one left.
Dirty Sexy Money: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there are three left.
ER: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are five left.
Eli Stone: New series on ABC. Hasn’t premiered yet. Thirteen episodes will be produced.
Friday Night Lights: Fifteen episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are seven left.
Gossip Girl: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there are three left.
Greek: Eight new episodes will be produced. None have aired yet, so there are eight left.
Grey’s Anatomy: Eleven episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there are two left.
Heroes: Eleven episodes will be produced. Eleven episodes have aired, so there are zero left.
House: Twelve episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there are three left.
How I Met Your Mother: Eleven episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there is one left.
Jericho (mid-season replacement): Seven episodes will be produced. None have aired yet, so there are seven episodes left.
Las Vegas: Nineteen episodes will be produced. Ten have aired, so there are nine left.
Law & Order: SVU: Fourteen episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there are four left.
Life is Wild: Twelve episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are four left.
Lost (mid-season replacement): Eight episodes will be produced. None have aired yet, so there are eight episodes left.
Medium (mid-season replacement): Nine episodes will be produced. None have aired yet, so there are nine episodes left.
Men in Trees: Nineteen episodes will be produced. Seven episodes have aired, so there are 12 left.
My Name is Earl: Thirteen episodes will be produced (that includes two one-hour eps, which count double). Eleven episodes have aired, so there are two left.
The New Adventures of Old Christine (mid-season replacement): Eight episodes have been produced. No episodes have aired, so there are eight left.
Numbers: Twelve episodes will be produced. Nine have aired, so there are three left.
The Office: Twelve half-hour episodes will be produced. Twelve half-hour episodes have aired, so there are zero half-hour episodes left.
One Tree Hill (mid-season replacement):: Twelve episodes will be produced. None have aired yet, so there are twelve episodes left.
Prison Break: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are five left. (On hiatus ‘til Jan. 14)
Private Practice: Ten episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there is one left.
Pushing Daisies: Nine episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there is one left.
Reaper: Twelve episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there are two left.
Samantha Who?: Twelve episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are four left.
Scrubs: Eleven episodes will be produced. Five episodes have aired, so there are six left.
Shark: Eleven episodes will be produced. Ten episodes have aired, so there is one left.
The Shield: All 13 season seven episodes will be completed. None have aired (the final season gets underway in ‘08), so there are 13 left.
Smallville: Fifteen episodes will be produced. Eight episodes have aired, so there are seven left.
Supernatural: Ten to 12 episodes will be produced. Seven episodes have aired, so there are three to five left.
Ugly Betty: Thirteen episodes will be produced. Nine episodes have aired, so there are four left.

Lauren Conrad makes shocking decision on "The Hills"

I can't wait! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
People:
She’s not revealing many details, but Lauren Conrad says she makes a “life-changing” decision in the season-three finale of MTV’s The Hills, which airs Monday—and she’s happy with the choice she made.
“I gotta be honest, I haven’t seen the final episode yet,” Conrad told PEOPLE at the magazine’s 50th Grammy Awards Kick-Off Party on Thursday. “I know that something happens in our lives, but I don’t know what they’re showing. … Something very exciting happens in my life. I can’t tell you what, obviously, because it has to air, but it was a life-changing something.”
Conrad reportedly is offered a second chance at living in Paris—something she turned down at the end of season one to be with Jason Wahler. Conrad isn’t confirming that, but does say she had a choice to make, and is happy with her decision.
Does it have anything to do with Brody Jenner? “I mean, a little bit, but mostly do to with me,” she says. “I have to make a very big decision—which I made, which I’m very happy with now.”
As the third season wraps, Conrad added that it’s been interesting seeing the viewership change—and even skew a bit older.
“When I did Laguna [Beach], it was all younger, younger kids,” she says, “but most of the people that I talk to (now) are like mid-30s.”

Shar Jackson wins. Thank God Perez got whipped!

Do I care? No. Only that Perez Hilton lost. Yay!
People:
Finding rap success in a way that ex Kevin Federline might envy, Shar Jackson was crowned last celebrity standing on MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstar – beating out Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson. "I couldn't believe it. I just knew Kendra had it since she was definitely a favorite." Jackson told PEOPLE exclusively, "It's hard to beat a Bunny."

Brad Pitt danced with no clothes on in college.

Oh my. I need a glass of water.
Star Pulse:
Brad Pitt used to bare all as a member of a quirky Chippendales-type dance troupe when he was a student at the University of Missouri. The movie hunk fronted a student group called the Dancing Bares, who would strip and perform for girls celebrating their birthdays.
The actor's former fraternity brother Thomas Whelihan tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "When a girl from one of our sister sororities turned 21, the Bares would put her in a chair and come out butt-naked with pillowcases on their heads and do a choreographed dance for her."

Lindsay Lohan is broke.

Your kid wants to be an actor? Send them to the convent or the army. It'll be safer.

News Of The World:

In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying.
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can't afford her own place—and has become a lodger at a rich pal's mansion.
Her extravagant spending spree includes:
A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
$137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
THOUSANDS more in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.
We can reveal that after jetting back to Los Angeles this week following her two-month stay at the Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab clinic, Lohan is staying in the guest house of billionaire Tom Gores, executive producer on her recent film I Know Who Killed Me.
A source close to the star revealed: "Lindsay doesn't have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she's coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast.
"She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying.

Katie Couric is staying put at CBS news.

Forget any buzz that CBS will be ditching Katie Couric. My sources tell me that Katie will be at the anchor desk for at least the rest of 2007 and 2008.

Links that have uninteresting medical records.

Hospital staff suspended for peeking at George Clooney's records. Herald
Video of Britney Spears with her new man. Britney Spears Blackout
Drew Carey is getting married. celebitchy
"My Girl" is engaged. Geno's World
Britney Spears said no to Oprah. Holy Candy
Kimberly Stewart tries to look smart. It's All Good...Gossip!
Lisa Williams talks to the dead. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Ashlee Simpson moshes. The Evil Beet
Orlando Bloom acting strange before his accident. The Star Blogger

Paris Hilton wants to visit and film Kiefer Sutherland in jail???

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I find this story unbelievable. But you never know....
Digital Spy:
Paris Hilton wants to meet with Kiefer Sutherland during his stint in jail, say reports.The US socialite and ex-con has reportedly claimed that she can make the 24 actor's time behind bars more enjoyable.A source told the Daily Star: "Paris feels she can make this whole experience easier on Kiefer. "It was the most life-changing experience for her when she was jailed, but also so hard. She feels she’s well informed about the celeb incarceration thing.Hilton is also apparently keen to try to make a TV show from the experience. The source added: "The pressure is so much more when you’re famous, so she’s said she’ll be there. She’d like to record a diary – perhaps even 24 style."Sutherland was sentenced to 48 days in jail yesterday for driving under the influence.

Jessica Biel is not pregnant.

The rumors that are about to explode about Jessica Biel being pregnant with Justin Timberlake's child. They are not true!

Hey you see that truck that hit me?

The real story behind the shiner that Perez Hilton was sporting a week or so ago? Perez's mouth got him in a bit of trouble. How big was the truck that hit him? She wasn't that big.

Punky Brewster opens baby store.

I know. I know. Her name isn't Punky....but I can't help myself!
People:
Former Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye, who is four months pregnant with her second child, opened an eco-friendly children's boutique, The Little Seed, in Los Angeles on Monday. "It's an opportunity to make the planet a little greener," Frye, 31, tells PEOPLE. "I haven't slept at all these last few months. It's probably a combination of pregnancy and opening this store. It's so exciting."

Jessica Simpson loves New York.

I wonder if she could point New York out on a map?
People:
"I'm looking at places because my record label is in New York and I want to be close to that and I'm singing again," she confirmed to PEOPLE at the Operation Smile 25th Anniversary Gala in Beverly Hills on Friday. "I'm looking forward to it."

Links that want to be lost with Matthew Fox.

Gioia, Clive Davis and Denise Rich. Oh My! Geno's World
Posh and Cavalli share a moment. Holy Candy
Owen is back! It's All Good...Gossip!
Sarah Gilbert and her baby. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Mena Suvari is cute!! The Evil Beet
Britney Spears Gimme More music video. The Star Blogger

Helen Mirren compares Paris Hilton with Princess Diana.

I didn't realize Helen suffered from dementia!
Entertainmentwise:
Paris Hilton is the modern day version of Princess Diana, according Oscar-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren.
Mirren, who played The Queen on the big screen, insists the pair both gained popularity and icon status by fooling the world into thinking they were dumb blondes.
She says, "I don't applaud Paris Hilton...but I think she's pretty cool. She's developed, like Princess Diana, that deliberate foolishness, which is disarming."
If Paris is just pretending to be a dumb blonde, then she's a far better actress than we had her down for.
Mirren isn't the only person to notice similarities between the two socialites – Paris herself claimed she is the latest in a line of "iconic blondes".
She said last year, "I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon.
"I read these stories about me starting fights and saying stupid stuff. I've become a cartoon."
Scary times!!

Jennifer Garner yearns for home.

I adore her! She seems so real.
Charleston Daily Mail:
"I would much rather wake up and go to Taylor Books tomorrow and sit, drink coffee and read the newspaper rather than go to Paris," Garner said in a quick telephone interview that took place while she was riding to the airport.
"It's just the overall feel of it there. The green's there, the people walking down the street. Anyone that doesn't live there or isn't from there just can't understand it."

Links that screamed every time Milo Ventimiglia was hit on "Heroes" this week.

Ask the Insider: Hayden and Milo? Dotspotter
Is this the new Journey lead singer? Geno's World
The Flinstones: The later years. Holy Candy
Ryan Gosling at the Lars and the Good Girl premiere. It's All Good...Gossip!
Note to Dancing With The Stars casting people. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Britney Spears out and about last night. The Star Blogger

Who smacked Perez?

A rabid deer?
A Britney fan?
Betty White?
Chelsea Clinton?
Dakota Fanning?
Who?

Parents and kids weep over Hannah Montana tickets.

Oh God! The madness!!! As a Mom, I feel for all involved. Although the following story shows that there are some decent people in the industry.

mlive:

It took eight minutes for the upcoming Dec. 6 Hannah Montana concert at Van Andel Arena to sell out. That didn't surprise a lot of people.
But what was surprising was the fact promoters of the show allowed the Van Andel Arena box office to squirrel away 600 tickets for those waiting in line. Arena reps all week were pushing buyers to purchase their tickets online or take their chances at outlets, who were going to use a lottery system, meaning the odds of getting tickets were next to zilch.

Pam Anderson pregnancy rumors.

I say no, but we'll see.

OK:

While many have chalked up the news of Pam Anderson and "poker player" Rick Salomon's bizarre almost-wedding in Las Vegas (they filed for a marriage license, but as yet have not walked down the aisle) to her whimsical nature, OK! is hearing that there may be a bigger reason for the pair to get hitched — a baby!"She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump," one source tells OK!. "And this wouldn't be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there's a baby coming." The source is, of course, referring to the rumors that the Baywatch babe's surprise 2006 marriage to Kid Rock happened after she'd been impregnated. While these claims have been denied by the actress, they were bolstered by the fact that she filed for divorce from Kid only 11 days after miscarrying their unborn child

The Britney Spears situation is just sad.

Am I the only one who thinks that the Britney Spears saga is going to end in tragedy? I have a bad feeling that Brit isn't going to make it to 30 years old. I hope I'm wrong. :(

Kirstie Alley sex tape update.

There is no truth to the rumor that there is a Kirstie Alley "Before & After" weight loss sex tape on the way.

Geno's World returns!

Make sure you visit my hot boyfriend Geno at Geno's World. He's back and as crazy as ever!

Volvo vs. Denise Richards. They said, she said.

I would never think of Denise Richards as a Volvo person.
NY Daily News
Anyone who thinks Volvos aren't sexy might change their mind if they saw Denise Richards in one.
But the actress missed out on a new car when she failed to attend the opening of the Manhattan Volvo Showroom Thursday night. Event organizers claimed they had a contract for her to be there, but Richards' rep says that is not true.
Sources attributed the no-show to stress over her continuing nasty divorce with Charlie Sheen.
Says one insider: "There was a contract for her to be there, and she was going to get a lease on a new Volvo in return."
But a spokeswoman for Richards says her manager "passed on [the offer] right away." She said: "We never even asked Denise; there was no contract. She's not in New York."

ABC's "Cavemen" will not last the month of October.

This show will be cancelled before Pamela Anderson's next divorce. And that's fast!! If it lasts past 3 episodes, it will be a miracle.