ABC's "Cavemen" will not last the month of October.

This show will be cancelled before Pamela Anderson's next divorce. And that's fast!! If it lasts past 3 episodes, it will be a miracle.

Britney Spears is not planning to kidnap her children & move in with Michael Jackson.

There is no truth to the rumor that Britney and her children have been offered asylum by the king of pop, Michael Jackson. He did not offer a secret bunker for her to hide the children from K-Fed and the press.

Jessica Biel pregnancy rumors

Despite the rumors, Jessica Biel is NOT pregnant nor has she purchased tons of baby items this week.

Links that are smarter than Coors beer commercials.

Why are all the women in Coors beer commercials with men that are idiots? Why?
Amanda Peet and her baby. Celebrity Puke
Hire a driver or get a DUI? Dotspotter
Casting 90210 today. Holy Candy
Celebrity Moms give back. It's All Good...Gossip!
Lindsay Lohan tests positive for cocaine? The Star Blogger

Anderson Cooper says being in Iraq wrecks havoc with his workout routine.

To his credit, he did realize he sounded ridiculous. I do love this guy.
New York Magazine:

Is that new? The trainer and the rest?Uh, you know, I just turned 40, so yes, I’m trying to be a little bit healthier now and trying to eat a little bit more sensibly. And also, with traveling so much, you know, it’s tough when you’re in Iraq to do anything, so I try to work out when I’m here. [Ed. note: Best. Quote. Ever.] This is really … I sound ridiculous.

Seinfeld movie rumors.

To clarify internet rumors: There will NOT be a "Seinfeld" movie hitting the big screen anytime soon. Michael Richards is NOT being investigated for tax evasion. Jason Alexander is NOT being courted by Weight Watchers to be their new spokesperson. Julia Louis Dreyfus has NOT had a breast augmentation.

I'm in love with a serial killer.

I'm in love with a serial killer. He's cute, loyal and adept with knives. He's killed his therapist, a teacher and countless others. Of course, they all had it coming. He's got a great job with the police department, has a good relationship with his sister and he's great with kids. And oh ya, he's fictional. "Dexter" returns to Showtime this Sunday night. I couldn't be happier! Michael C. Hall is brilliant as the lead character in the series that will make you laugh, cry and jump a mile! You'll find yourself rooting for a serial killer and blushing over how cute he is. Just remember, he's my imaginary boyfriend. Keep your hands off!
Showtime

Steve-O says Linsay Lohan took his cocaine.

Is it just me or do these two belong together?
Page 6:
"JACKASS" star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

Evangeline Lilly is NOT secretly married.

Despite what you may read, Evangeline Lilly has not gotten secretly married. And the is NO truth to the rumor that she will be getting a "Lost" spin off show called "Kitchen tips with Kate".

"Ando" says there is no Hayden/Milo romance.

He's probably telling what he believes to be the truth. But he seems to be a bit naive about the age issue!
People:
First, a costar of Heroes' Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia shot down recent rumblings (as well as a YouTube video that was closely analyzed by fans) that the 18-year-old actress and her 30-year-old costar were getting closer. "The rumor is not true," costar James Kyson Lee, who plays Ando, told PEOPLE at Tuesday's Lift Up America Meet Me in Miami premiere in Hollywood. "Let's just end it there." He added about the romance talk: "I think we were just surprised because they're 12 years apart – for people to even conceive that. I know there have been a lot of jokes, Hayden turning 18 and whatnot. At some point, you just have to let it go, and respect their privacy."

Links that cringe everytime they see the Dominos Oreo Beard commercial.

Order one. You know you want to! Dominos

Kiefer Sutherland may spend time in the pokey. celebitchy

Jamie Lynn Sigler looks gorgeous! Celebrity Puke

Celebrity Babies! Dotspotter
An Open Letter From Britney Spears' Breasts. Holy Candy
Natalie Portman looks retarded. It's All Good...Gossip
Bionic Woman premiers tonight! Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Oscar De La Hoya's stripper ET interview. The Star Blogger

TV Guide's smoking "Heroes" cover.

My boyfriend stole my copy. I haven't seen him since. The TV Guide article talks about the premiere. Don't read it until you've watched!
TV Guide

Is Hayden Panettiere's evil side winning? Hayden's Countdown

Ok magazine headline is lame and unfair.

"Life Without Daddy"? Oh please. I'm the first one to criticize men for leaving women in the lurch. But by all accounts, Brady has been a decent guy. Bridget wanted to have the baby? Good for her! But don't crucify Tom. And yes, the baby is cute!!

Cybill Shepherd Wonder Woman rumors.

No matter what you read, Cybill Shepherd is NOT being considered for the Wonder Woman role on the big screen.

"Journeyman" deserves a look.

I took a peek at "Journeyman" on Monday and loved it! If you're looking for a fun, exciting drama, give it a shot.
NBC

Libby returns to "Lost". At least in flashbacks.

TV Guide is reporting that Cynthia Waltros is returning to "Lost". "She'll be in enough of the show for us to fill in the missing parts of her story." Lost Executive producer Carlton Cuse says. "we could not be more pleased. Cynthia is a smart and engaging actor, and Damon and I have some very cool parts of her story left to tell."

Excellent! Excellent!

Charlotte Rae rumor patrol.

No matter what you read, there is NO Charlotte Rae sex tape. Charlotte Rae is NOT under investigation for being a madam. Charlotte Rae is NOT shooting a swimsuit calendar.

Jennifer Lopez is starting to really look pregnant.

INF Daily has some recent photos that will make even skeptics believe.

Links so easy, a caveman can read them.

A drunk Vince Vaughn gets booed. celebitchy
The Rock has a game plan. Dotspotter
Proof that there are gay Iranians. Holy Candy
Bai Ling's shirt has a purpose. It's All Good...Gossip!
A sober Kiefer Sutherland talks about "24". Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Zac Efron plays Halo 3. The Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan may be back on the streets soon. The Star Blogger

Maureen McCormick's publisher says there was no Marcia/Jan lesbian action.

Is anything anyone says true? Anyone? Bueller?

TVgasm:
The publisher of Maureen McCormick's book, William Morrow, has put out a public statement shooting the Marcia and Jan rumor down. They are saying that it's just a rumor and that there was never an on-set affair between Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb.
The book is not set to be released until 2008, so I'm sure it's something that could be easily taken out or added.
Here is a statement from the publisher: "The real story of what happened in [McCormick's] life and behind the scenes of the show will all come out when the book comes out."
So, they're shooting down the lesbian rumor, but Barry Williams AKA Greg Brady did say he had an affair with his on-set mom, Florence Henderson, and Maureen in his book. The people of William Morrow are saying, there is still more dirt to dish.
My question: is the possibility of a threesome out too? Just wondering.
Poor Jan, she hasn't been seen on screen for years, and she's still getting the shaft from Marcia.

Kiefer Sutherland arrested for DUI.

Kiefer is a drinker? Really?
TMZ

Jorge Garcia rumors put to rest.

Jorge Garcia was NOT a client for Hair Club For Men. Jorge Garcia was NOT born a woman. Jorge Garcia has NEVER been in trouble for illegal dog fighting. And there is NO "Hurley Gets Lost with Jenna Jameson" sex tape!!

Keira Knightley is called the most miserable celebrity in the country.

I think Evangeline Lilly has the title in America.
Daily Mail:
She is fast becoming the most miserable celebrity in the country.
In recent months, Keira Knightley has seemingly taken every opportunity to bemoan her life of fame and fortune.
The multi-millionaire screen beauty's latest list of annoyances includes red carpets at her world premieres, being approached by members of the public and having her picture taken.
She has said she hates being criticised for being too thin, winces watching herself on screen and even wants to give up the celebrity whirl altogether because she dislikes what fame has brought her.

Maury can get the the bottom of Britney Spears' bodyguard truthfulness.

He's fat & looking for publicity. Looking to help the kids? Please. Is he telling the truth? Get Maury to give the guy a lie detector test. Maury knows all!
OK:
If they were truly in danger, he should’ve spoken immediately and to the authorities, not later and to the media, so that makes me question the veracity of his claims,” Judge Lynn Toler of the MyNetwork program Decision House tells OK!. “If he knew something was going on and he was protecting Britney, I mean, gee, what does that say. But as far as credibility is concerned, the lateness and the parties to whom he speaks, really belies credibility.”

Is Eva Mendes expecting?

Derek Hail has some interesting pics.

Alan Greenspan sex tape rumors.

There are NO Alan Greenspan sex tapes! There are NO pictures of Alan Greenspan dressed as a woman! There are NO allegations of Alan Greenspan having plastic surgery!

It's not Meg White in the sex tape says rep.

TMZ has the goods.

Who says women are afraid of mice?

Ya that's right! I'm bad! By the way, "Peter" the mouse was not harmed & is now probably terrifying one of sexy neighbors.

The Hills girls slut it up for Maxim.

The video is kinda funny. Maybe it's because I'm not the target audience!
Maxim

Links that will not save you any money on your car insurance.

Hayden Panettiere and Hillary Duff pal around. Buzz Beyotch

Mariah Carey's health and beauty tips. celebitchy

Celeb Du Jour: Sarah Larson. Dotspotter

Pop Quiz: Brad Pitt. Holy Candy

Chloe Moretz is a cutie! It's All Good...Gossip

Sienna Miller is upset over nude photo leak. Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Lindsay Lohan: Still in rehab. The Evil Beet

A moment with Skeet Ulrich.

All is right with the world.

"Heroes" returns tonight!! I can breathe again. The sun is shining. My cereal tastes better. The air seems fresher.

Betty White is NOT PREGNANT. There is NO Betty White Sex Tape. Betty White is NOT fired from anything.

Thank God for Betty White!

Vanessa Hudgens axed from next High School Musical according to Disney insider.

Holy Candy has the dirt!

White Stripes cancel tour. Meg White sex tape emerges.

Watch the supposed sex tape at the following site (The Second link on the page.). Don't watch at work. I don't want your boss calling me.
Oh No

15 tear old Miley Sirus is NOT pregnant according to magazine.

Update:dmwmedia:
"Despite Internet rumors, J-14 NEVER reported that Miley Cyrus was pregnant,” the magazine wrote on its site today. “Someone doctored the This Just In article that appeared on page 16 of J-14's July 2007 issue, where a few of Miley's Hannah Montana co-stars talked about her gross habits. Miley is an intelligent, respectable role model for young girls, and the editors of J-14 pride themselves on presenting our readers with credible stories and information."

Oh Lord. What the heck do I tell my daughter?????
Gay Socialites:
This photo has been making its way through blogland claiming that, J-14 Magazine, a monthly teen rag, is reporting that 15-year old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has confirmed that she is indeed pregnant.
The article reads:
"Yes, sadly it's true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. 'I'm going to take good care of my baby. I've already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I'm sorry to all of my fans'," the magazine photo reports Miley as saying.
"While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she's currently filming the series finale of 'Hannah Montana'. Even though she's keeping hush about who's the father. Miley's parents are very disappointed in her: 'Whatever's meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way."
Is Billy Ray Cyrus going to be a grandfather?! And we thought Vanessa Hudgens was a slut for taking naked pics of herself and sending them around the net.
If Miley Cyrus really is knocked up at 15 years old, I will start losing hope in teen role models.
A call to J-14 on Sunday was not returned.

Pick your favorites for "I Love New York 2".

Yes, I'll be watching I Love New York 2 next month on VH1. Taking a look at the cast photo makes me want to watch even more!! Who to pick? Who to pick?

I'm already obsessed with The Bionic Woman.

There are quite a number of new shows premiering this week. One that I'll be watching closely is "The Bionic Woman" on NBC. This looks like a sure winner. And yes, I have an innocent girl crush on Michelle Ryan already!
E!:

Michelle takes over where Lindsay Wagner left off—as the Bionic Woman in NBC's new remake from Battlestar Galactica producer David Eick and Karen Sisco creator Jason Smilovic. She'll tangle with an angry little sister from whom she must keep her bionic secret, a boyfriend who gave her robot parts in the first place, a shadowy organization that wants to put her to work fighting bad guys and, oh yeah, Katee Sackhoff as Sarah Corvis, a bionic prototype gone bad. Man, one day you're just working your way through school as a bartender, and the next, you're doing fight scenes that reenact Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with Starbuck from BSG. The life of a superheroine is never dull.

Newsflash! Jodie Foster wears hearing aid.

Shocking! Unreal! I kid. I kid.
Daily Mail:
Not even the most starry-eyed fan expects Hollywood actresses to look glamorous all the time.
But most would be surprised at the dramatic contrast between Jodie Foster off duty and done up to the nines.
Strolling unnoticed around Rome with a female companion, the 44-year-old double-Oscar-winning star wore a large and unflattering pair of spectacles.
And in her left ear was what appeared to be a flesh-coloured hearing aid - something never before photographed during her countless public appearances

A day in the life of Maria Menounous.

I adore Maria. I wouldn't mind spending a day in her shoes. Speaking of shoes, she always wears shoes to die for!
Boston Globe:
Movie promotion can be monotonous: The star and a small circle of sycophants are set up for the day at a downtown hotel, usually someplace plush like the Four Seasons. The "talent" is styled - yes, even Mark Wahlberg does hair and makeup - and then seated in a wingback chair in a sterile conference room. Finally, reporters are paraded in one by one, grateful for their 15 minutes of face time. Sounds exhilarating, right? Maybe because she's been there and done that as a correspondent with "Access Hollywood," Maria Menounos tried something different this week while in town to hype "In the Land of Merry Misfits," an indie film she executive produced. The Emerson alum and Medford native hit a few old haunts and invited the Globe along.

I admit it. I love Ashley Tisdale's new video!

Visit Buzz Beyotch to watch a great guilty pleasure!

Sexy Sandy Says Seriously? Omg! WTF! rules!

For the latest on Jordan's underwear, Elizabeth Hasselback's satan child, Sting's penis and more, make sure you visit Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Sexy approved!

Kelly Clarkson does something worthwhile.

Yay for Kelly!
PR Week:
Ford's 2007 "Warriors in Pink" campaign for Susan G. Komen for the Cure kicks off in October, breast cancer awareness month.
To reach younger audiences, Ford worked with its agency Hill & Knowlton to launch a MySpace page where "friends" can share their own breast cancer stories.
Ford's sponsorship and alliance manager Crystal Green said the "face" of the campaign is Clarkson, who is featured in a TV PSA, print ads, and on Fordcares.com.
In addition, a special episode of Deal or No Deal dedicated to breast cancer awareness and Warriors in Pink is scheduled to air October 19.
Initiatives also include efforts to target African-American and Hispanic communities.
Budget for the outreach effort was not disclosed, but Green said that this was Ford's largest PR and marketing effort tied to a sponsorship in 13 years.
Ford