Shar Jackson wins. Thank God Perez got whipped!

Do I care? No. Only that Perez Hilton lost. Yay!
People:
Finding rap success in a way that ex Kevin Federline might envy, Shar Jackson was crowned last celebrity standing on MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstar – beating out Playboy Bunny Kendra Wilkinson. "I couldn't believe it. I just knew Kendra had it since she was definitely a favorite." Jackson told PEOPLE exclusively, "It's hard to beat a Bunny."

Brad Pitt danced with no clothes on in college.

Oh my. I need a glass of water.
Star Pulse:
Brad Pitt used to bare all as a member of a quirky Chippendales-type dance troupe when he was a student at the University of Missouri. The movie hunk fronted a student group called the Dancing Bares, who would strip and perform for girls celebrating their birthdays.
The actor's former fraternity brother Thomas Whelihan tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "When a girl from one of our sister sororities turned 21, the Bares would put her in a chair and come out butt-naked with pillowcases on their heads and do a choreographed dance for her."

Lindsay Lohan is broke.

Your kid wants to be an actor? Send them to the convent or the army. It'll be safer.

News Of The World:

In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying.
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can't afford her own place—and has become a lodger at a rich pal's mansion.
Her extravagant spending spree includes:
A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
$137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
THOUSANDS more in legal fees after multiple drink driving convictions.
We can reveal that after jetting back to Los Angeles this week following her two-month stay at the Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab clinic, Lohan is staying in the guest house of billionaire Tom Gores, executive producer on her recent film I Know Who Killed Me.
A source close to the star revealed: "Lindsay doesn't have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she's coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast.
"She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying.

Katie Couric is staying put at CBS news.

Forget any buzz that CBS will be ditching Katie Couric. My sources tell me that Katie will be at the anchor desk for at least the rest of 2007 and 2008.

Links that have uninteresting medical records.

Hospital staff suspended for peeking at George Clooney's records. Herald
Video of Britney Spears with her new man. Britney Spears Blackout
Drew Carey is getting married. celebitchy
"My Girl" is engaged. Geno's World
Britney Spears said no to Oprah. Holy Candy
Kimberly Stewart tries to look smart. It's All Good...Gossip!
Lisa Williams talks to the dead. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Ashlee Simpson moshes. The Evil Beet
Orlando Bloom acting strange before his accident. The Star Blogger

Paris Hilton wants to visit and film Kiefer Sutherland in jail???

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I find this story unbelievable. But you never know....
Digital Spy:
Paris Hilton wants to meet with Kiefer Sutherland during his stint in jail, say reports.The US socialite and ex-con has reportedly claimed that she can make the 24 actor's time behind bars more enjoyable.A source told the Daily Star: "Paris feels she can make this whole experience easier on Kiefer. "It was the most life-changing experience for her when she was jailed, but also so hard. She feels she’s well informed about the celeb incarceration thing.Hilton is also apparently keen to try to make a TV show from the experience. The source added: "The pressure is so much more when you’re famous, so she’s said she’ll be there. She’d like to record a diary – perhaps even 24 style."Sutherland was sentenced to 48 days in jail yesterday for driving under the influence.

Jessica Biel is not pregnant.

The rumors that are about to explode about Jessica Biel being pregnant with Justin Timberlake's child. They are not true!

Hey you see that truck that hit me?

The real story behind the shiner that Perez Hilton was sporting a week or so ago? Perez's mouth got him in a bit of trouble. How big was the truck that hit him? She wasn't that big.

Punky Brewster opens baby store.

I know. I know. Her name isn't Punky....but I can't help myself!
People:
Former Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye, who is four months pregnant with her second child, opened an eco-friendly children's boutique, The Little Seed, in Los Angeles on Monday. "It's an opportunity to make the planet a little greener," Frye, 31, tells PEOPLE. "I haven't slept at all these last few months. It's probably a combination of pregnancy and opening this store. It's so exciting."

Jessica Simpson loves New York.

I wonder if she could point New York out on a map?
People:
"I'm looking at places because my record label is in New York and I want to be close to that and I'm singing again," she confirmed to PEOPLE at the Operation Smile 25th Anniversary Gala in Beverly Hills on Friday. "I'm looking forward to it."

Links that want to be lost with Matthew Fox.

Gioia, Clive Davis and Denise Rich. Oh My! Geno's World
Posh and Cavalli share a moment. Holy Candy
Owen is back! It's All Good...Gossip!
Sarah Gilbert and her baby. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Mena Suvari is cute!! The Evil Beet
Britney Spears Gimme More music video. The Star Blogger

Helen Mirren compares Paris Hilton with Princess Diana.

I didn't realize Helen suffered from dementia!
Entertainmentwise:
Paris Hilton is the modern day version of Princess Diana, according Oscar-winning actress Dame Helen Mirren.
Mirren, who played The Queen on the big screen, insists the pair both gained popularity and icon status by fooling the world into thinking they were dumb blondes.
She says, "I don't applaud Paris Hilton...but I think she's pretty cool. She's developed, like Princess Diana, that deliberate foolishness, which is disarming."
If Paris is just pretending to be a dumb blonde, then she's a far better actress than we had her down for.
Mirren isn't the only person to notice similarities between the two socialites – Paris herself claimed she is the latest in a line of "iconic blondes".
She said last year, "I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon.
"I read these stories about me starting fights and saying stupid stuff. I've become a cartoon."
Scary times!!

Jennifer Garner yearns for home.

I adore her! She seems so real.
Charleston Daily Mail:
"I would much rather wake up and go to Taylor Books tomorrow and sit, drink coffee and read the newspaper rather than go to Paris," Garner said in a quick telephone interview that took place while she was riding to the airport.
"It's just the overall feel of it there. The green's there, the people walking down the street. Anyone that doesn't live there or isn't from there just can't understand it."

Links that screamed every time Milo Ventimiglia was hit on "Heroes" this week.

Ask the Insider: Hayden and Milo? Dotspotter
Is this the new Journey lead singer? Geno's World
The Flinstones: The later years. Holy Candy
Ryan Gosling at the Lars and the Good Girl premiere. It's All Good...Gossip!
Note to Dancing With The Stars casting people. Seriously? OMG! WTF!
Britney Spears out and about last night. The Star Blogger

Who smacked Perez?

A rabid deer?
A Britney fan?
Betty White?
Chelsea Clinton?
Dakota Fanning?
Who?

Parents and kids weep over Hannah Montana tickets.

Oh God! The madness!!! As a Mom, I feel for all involved. Although the following story shows that there are some decent people in the industry.

mlive:

It took eight minutes for the upcoming Dec. 6 Hannah Montana concert at Van Andel Arena to sell out. That didn't surprise a lot of people.
But what was surprising was the fact promoters of the show allowed the Van Andel Arena box office to squirrel away 600 tickets for those waiting in line. Arena reps all week were pushing buyers to purchase their tickets online or take their chances at outlets, who were going to use a lottery system, meaning the odds of getting tickets were next to zilch.

Pam Anderson pregnancy rumors.

I say no, but we'll see.

OK:

While many have chalked up the news of Pam Anderson and "poker player" Rick Salomon's bizarre almost-wedding in Las Vegas (they filed for a marriage license, but as yet have not walked down the aisle) to her whimsical nature, OK! is hearing that there may be a bigger reason for the pair to get hitched — a baby!"She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump," one source tells OK!. "And this wouldn't be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there's a baby coming." The source is, of course, referring to the rumors that the Baywatch babe's surprise 2006 marriage to Kid Rock happened after she'd been impregnated. While these claims have been denied by the actress, they were bolstered by the fact that she filed for divorce from Kid only 11 days after miscarrying their unborn child

The Britney Spears situation is just sad.

Am I the only one who thinks that the Britney Spears saga is going to end in tragedy? I have a bad feeling that Brit isn't going to make it to 30 years old. I hope I'm wrong. :(

Kirstie Alley sex tape update.

There is no truth to the rumor that there is a Kirstie Alley "Before & After" weight loss sex tape on the way.

Geno's World returns!

Make sure you visit my hot boyfriend Geno at Geno's World. He's back and as crazy as ever!

Volvo vs. Denise Richards. They said, she said.

I would never think of Denise Richards as a Volvo person.
NY Daily News
Anyone who thinks Volvos aren't sexy might change their mind if they saw Denise Richards in one.
But the actress missed out on a new car when she failed to attend the opening of the Manhattan Volvo Showroom Thursday night. Event organizers claimed they had a contract for her to be there, but Richards' rep says that is not true.
Sources attributed the no-show to stress over her continuing nasty divorce with Charlie Sheen.
Says one insider: "There was a contract for her to be there, and she was going to get a lease on a new Volvo in return."
But a spokeswoman for Richards says her manager "passed on [the offer] right away." She said: "We never even asked Denise; there was no contract. She's not in New York."